FAQs asked when IT guys meet

When you meet your classmates or friends who all are working in IT you can observe the similarity of questions being asked or exchanged, i just observed it for a long time, most of the cases its the same always...

I thought of recording answers to all these questions and play it when they ask ,.....

FAQs :

1. Hows your job? (just to start to conversation...answer is not expected in most of the cases)
2. Do you have any work? (Many a time this is just to share the situation of the guy who is having more work or no work)
3. Are you planning for a "jump"? (it seems meaning of jump got changed now a days ...change of workspace is the discovery of new generation to njoy the life at office eventhough its not the problems of him). Suggestions followed, "XYZ company" is "cutting the edge" with opportunity of ("lots of" ) great work at different destinations. (jwaliikal illengilum cash krithyamayi kittiyaal mathi) Behind the screen: "referral bonus" is a best of getting more money rather than wasting money and time share markets.
4. When did you come back from US? (US seems to the unified destination for most of the guys and gals)?
5. hows the fooding? (natuaral instict...I am not going to blame it as people has a lot of reasons to ask this question)....suggestions on this
   
6. when are you getting married? (good question...!)
7. And finally have you applied for the new IPOs released ? ...(these quesetions came very recently only after the NSE reached 20K)
   

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